Too Fast 'F Off The Damn Chain' Dolphin Hot Shorts

Please excuse us as we do ever so politely ask you to f@ck the hell off. Our hearts are chained to no one. These shorts are off the damn f*ckin chain, and you will be too! Wear them.

Our hot shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast booty shorts and you will too! They are incredibly soft and fit perfectly! Perfect for the hot summer ahead, all you goths will be running the game this Hot Goth Summer!

• Retro 1970s Old School Hot Shorts
• Drawstring Waist
• Contrast Banded Trim
• Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
• 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton